Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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E= McVagina

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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