- Anti Joke

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

rarw

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

I pooped.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

long in the tooth!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??