- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

And more;

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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