What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Justin's hair

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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You

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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