Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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vaginas

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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