- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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