Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Chuck Norris.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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