whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Nock Nock It's open.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Anti Joke

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