Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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stinky boner

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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