- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Knock knock! Ding dong.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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