- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

donald................duck for president

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Your mom.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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