Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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bacon

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Tunechi

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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