Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Cancer

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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