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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

whats good about poland... fukk all

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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