Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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