- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Of course, first door on your left

PSN IS UP

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

"33"

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Trashcan!

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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