- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

I am a joke. I am funny.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Lets go Yankees

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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