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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Romans rights.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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