What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Knock Knock Not Yet

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

you first

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

The Holocaust.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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