your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

VAGINA.

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