What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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I like touching my boobs

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Kelly Clarkson

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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A young baby died.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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