Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Jason Connor.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Bloody kids ...

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

The Christian Bible.

My Nan, that is all.

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