- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

hickory dickory dock no one cares

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

whats brown and sticky? shit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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