Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Chinese drivers.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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