What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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