- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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