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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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