- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

rebecca is a hard worker

Hello Braydon

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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