Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Anti Joke

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