What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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