What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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