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Obama getting elected in 2012.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

How do you spell eight? 8

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did I do last night?work

A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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