- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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