Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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pickle sniffer

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civil rights

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Women's sports.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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She said no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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