There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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