What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Dylan is gay

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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