What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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whats a dick a dick

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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