how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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