What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Cheese stick

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

hey John will you make some copies

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Hi

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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