Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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