Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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AIDS

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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No.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Canadians

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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