Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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