- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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