- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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