Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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