Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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