- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Neither does he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

toast points

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Poop swing

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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