What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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