why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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1 + 1 = 3

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Tunechi

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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