How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Cripples are lame.

Where's my baby??

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What you reading? reading?

Get in the car.

Dance is a sport

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

A horse walks into a barn.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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