- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Do your parents know you're gay?

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Patriarchy.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

all these jokes suck ass

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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