YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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