Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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