A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

ME NAME IS JEFF

a man walked into a bar ouch

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Harry Styles

You read the Terms of Service.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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