- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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