Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

your mum

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Justin Bieber's mother.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Knock knock Who's there Police

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Where do you live? In a house

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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