What's 9 + 10 19

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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whats long and green? weed

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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this is not an anti joke

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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