- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Ron Paul for President!

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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