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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

troll----> hahaha---->

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I had sex with my mother in law

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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