Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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You idiot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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