- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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