Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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The Barackness Monster

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Women's sports.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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