What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Get off my porch.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What is White over Black? Society.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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