Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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