- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's up brah brah

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

brandon ya twwat

knock knock get lost!

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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